Alex is furious over The Good Wife finale and Caitlin is anxiously awaiting Alton Brown's Eat Your Science live show. Topics include Nev Schulman's baby, a Florida Man Alex can really identify with, Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageously expensive goopy gold dildo, and Tom DeLonge's latest book. Don't tell Beyoncé how much Lemonade we snuck into this episode, okay?