In Episode 642, Scott and Sadie serve up glow-in-the-dark egg hunts, Easter taco theology, and a full-on roast of parenting in 2024. From Sadie’s candy crimes to Scott’s yard-control freakout, it’s holiday chaos with a side of snark. Bonus weirdness: sperm racing is apparently a thing. Plus, Jelly Roll’s inspiring glow-up and Scott’s early morning Bible studies bring the heart. If you need a laugh, a lie, or a life lesson, this one’s got it all.