In Episode 646, Scott and Sadie tackle Cutco knife guilt, kitchen tool delusions, and the mysterious wonders of a sci-fi-ish healing device. From deciding whether to spend $1,600 on a set of knives to strapping into a copper-powered machine called the Quantum Pulse, they’re serving sarcasm with a side of realness. If you’ve ever been guilt-trapped into supporting a friend’s kid’s “business” or questioned the buzz coming from your basement, this one’s for you.