In Episode 649, Scott and Sadie spiral hilariously through gout struggles, crystal healing experiments, and the tragic reality of aging bodies. They roast society’s obsession with stalker-themed TV shows, wonder if AI is coming to enslave us, and snort with disbelief over the world’s first sperm race. If you’re eating frosting out of a can while your joints fall apart, congratulations—you’ll fit right in. Tune in for chaos, cringe, and cathartic laughter.