Every day it’s the same but not today because today you are going to make a difference!!! You woke up on the right side of the cardboard box this morning! You live in a tent city in the parking lot of a Ralph’s. Fed up with the degeneracy you decide it’s time to turn your life around; you trade your last crackrock for an unopened Amazon package, which you intend to hand deliver to its rightful owner. Today you are no longer a bum, today you will become a citizen of the world! You put the filched Amazon box onto your equally stolen grocery cart & leave the cart in an alleyway while you relieve yourself in someone’s bushes. When you return you find W3 Thr33 Tr0lls! They’re armed to the teeth & they’ve just toppled your cart. They aim to learn ya a lesson, old man, a lesson you should’ve learned long ago...savage beating completed, you crawl back to the tent city & smoke a rock. Home sweet homeless!