It's Intentional-Poisoning Day at Super Hopped-Up Hall, as the boys drink sugar-fied root beer drink before devising the best way to get a porn-beer-related sponsorship. Kelly starts a Dragon Age heresy, Norris is surprised that not everyone else just tortured their Sims, Mike enjoys the bitter tears of Hearthstone nerds, and Dave realizes he'll never find love in another shooter relationship. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Boxer Hard Root Beer Music by Sebastian Bender