One's got snakes on her head and turns you to stone; the other really puts the BEEF in beefcake. But which one do you want to bone down with? We ask, and subsequently answer, the REAL QUESTIONS. Also on this week's show:

- When does a game become a game?

- Secret door mechanisms?

- Alternative Cyberpunk settings?

- RPG reboots?

And very little more. We adore you. Come here and let us give you a big kiss on the forehead.

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