Happy February, roastlings! Today we bring you the creepy story of Bible John who always knew when women were menstruating. As if that time of the month isn't traumatic enough. And since it's a new year, we go over a new set of zodiac signs! This time it's the Celtic zodiac. Let us know which set of signs you find most accurate. 

Remember, if you don't want to feel lonely, don't kill the people around you. Jerk.

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