Humanity’s relationship with the heavens has undergone a profound transformation from the mythological to the mathematical, a journey reflected in the names we assign to the celestial bodies that traverse our sky. For millennia, the solar system was not understood as a heliocentric arrangement of distinct physical worlds, but rather as a series of "wandering stars"—planētes asteres—that moved with a predictable yet distinct unpredictability against the static, crystalline backdrop of the fixed stars. This report provides an exhaustive analysis of the major bodies within our solar system, tracing their nomenclature from pre-classical Babylonian, Egyptian, and Sanskrit roots to modern designations, while examining the nuanced astronomical traditions of non-Western cultures such as the Dogon of Mali and the civilizations of Mesoamerica.