We know we missed a lot of November, but boy do we make up for it with this one! Just to break the 4th wall here, I, Talon, am honestly trying my hardest to write this episode description and one key phrase from the episode is crashing around my brain, laying waste to all other key phrases. And that phrase will not rest until it is typed. And that phrase is:

Ass worship.

So you gonna listen or what?

Send your missed connection stories to [email protected]. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis and like us on facebook!