Wash your hands Baddies! Then watch this disaster film that stacked the deck with Academy Award winning actors just for it to be an absolute abomination of film. Outbreak (1995) stars Dustin Hoffman, Marcel (Ross’ Capuchin monkey), Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey, Donald Sutherland, and Patrick Dempsey. The timing couldn’t be better for this film where every actor is trying to one up the stupid in every scene putting American citizens, and the word’s health at risk. Christian gets excited about science stuff and exasperated at the novice mistakes the scientist makes in this film. Alejandro and Christian get assassinated mid episode and are replaced by clones/ hitmen/ robots from the future… or something like that, who really knows. Alejandro tries to convince us he speaks Italian, and Christian leads the PC police in an attempt to find Alejandro’s stance on preferred pronouns, unknowingly pushing him far the opposite direction. The answer to the disease in this film is to blow up the town with a bomb, which besides being the absolute most American response, is wrong on so many reasons. #monkeysarethieves #allmonkeys