Goooooooooooood morning gang! Been a little bit, but there's a reason - because I was having the time of my life with Madison, the other mayor (@uosipaw)! Do not adjust your set, other than turning the volume all the way up - history isn't made every day. Come along on a magical journey as we talk Runescape romance, Florida life, and the secret poetry of Kid Rock.

Enormous thanks to @uosipaw, and stay tuned for part two!

@vander_iam