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Episode 69: Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5)

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Episode 69: Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5)

In our fifth annual Sexpisode, we talk about some of the things in fandom worth waiting for, like WIPs, naughty jello shots, smut-writing tips, and sexytimes with Mrs. Hudson. Plus fandom news, top ten lists, recs, and more!

Segment timestamps:

  • 0:00:25 – Host Opening
  • 0:24:49 – Coroner’s Report
  • 0:30:55 – We Ship It: Everybudders
  • 1:04:12 – Top Ten Things John Thinks About to Put Off Coming Too Soon
  • 1:05:17 – Extreme Crafting: Sexy Jell-o
  • 1:33:29 – Top Ten Exes Mrs. Hudson Doesn’t Talk About
  • 1:34:29 – Delaying Gratification: Reading and Writing WIPs
  • 2:09:04 – Top Ten Ways Sherlock Ejaculates
  • 2:09:49 – Consulting Writers: Writing Good Sex Scenes
  • 2:39:48 – That’s My Division
  • 2:57:14 – Post Mortem

    • Shownotes, contact details, and credits below.

    FULL SHOWNOTES

    Host Opening (0:00:00)↑

    Consulting Fans: Caroline, Emma, and JL4L
    Editor: SundayDuck

    • Visit the Sexpisode tag on the Case Files and listen to some of our favorites:
      • Fucking Sherlock Roundtable from episode 9, Sexpisode: Come at Once
      • Reapersun in the Notebook of Kitty Riley from episode 9, Sexpisode: Come At Once
      • See also: Reapersun’s art of A Cure for Boredom
      • Sex toys TMD in episode 27, Sexpisode 2: Come Again
      • Omegaverse Roundtable from episode 28, Kinktober
      • CisSwap Roundtable from episode 28, Kinktober
      • Take 5 bar
      • Recent events:
        • Leaky Con in Dublin, Ireland
        • Staple Con in Austin, TX
        • Sherlock Holmes Weekend on Governors Island, NYC
        • Current/upcoming
          • Finn at Geek Girl Con, 9/30 – 10/1
          • Nanowrimo happening all November
            • Looking to participate or help mod Sherlonano 2017? Contact mod Heidi @1electricpirate on Sherlonano’s Twitter and Tumblr.
            • No fall TV season Sherlock this year, but plan for miniseries March!
            • Open AO3 collections
              • GymBaglock
              • Halloweenlock 2015 and 2016. 2017 will probably be THIS

                • Coroner’s Report (0:24:49)↑

                Consulting Fan/Producer/Editor: Smirk

                • General Sherlock
                  • Emmy attire
                  • Claire’s Cymru nod
                  • Sherlocked UK, Rupert will be there
                  • Sherlocked US returns
                  • Sherlock Fandom
                    • Sad fanfic
                    • Greek Pink
                    • Script drafts
                    • Retired Beekeepers seek submission(s)
                    • Benedict Cumberbatch
                      • The Child in Time (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
                      • The Current War (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
                      • How to Stop Time
                      • Gypsy Boy
                      • Martin Freeman
                        • Labour of Love (1, 2, 3, 4)
                        • Out and about (1, 2, 3)
                        • Ghost Stories (1, 2)
                        • Cargo (1, 2)
                        • Loo Brealey
                          • Back (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
                          • A Discovery of Witches (1, 2, 3, 4)
                          • Aussie Clique
                          • Andrew Scott
                            • Birthday fundraiser
                            • Stonewall UK shirt
                            • Hope Rooms
                            • Mark Gatiss
                              • Madness of George III
                              • Sian Brooke
                                • Good Omens
                                • Lara Pulver
                                  • Magazine spread (1, 2)
                                  • Electric Dreams
                                  • Sacha Dhawan
                                    • SOMA article
                                    • Moffat/Vertue
                                      • LSWF panel

                                        • We Ship It: Everybudders (0:30:55)↑

                                        Consulting Fans: Chelsea, Vulgarweed, Redscudery, and Coat
                                        Producer: Chelsea, Editor: Drinkingcocoa

                                        Mrs. Hudson stans gather together for a We Ship It discussion about her exciting sex life in fic and how we need more!

                                        • Get Mrs. Hudson laid – collection on ao3
                                        • Vulgarweed’s rec list
                                        • Additional recs:
                                          • Save the Last Dance for Me by Lilith
                                          • Mrs. Hudson Writes Fanfiction by second_skin
                                          • Somebody (somebody) by dietplainlite
                                          • Not So Fast by herbailiwick
                                          • Sky On Fire by what_alchemy
                                          • Mrs. Hudson’s Cream Jug (LOTR crossover crack by UtterlySorbine)
                                          • Not Love at First But at Last  by Dravni
                                          • Over Her Knee by singularthey
                                          • Massage by fennishjournal
                                          • In the Rose Garden by spacemonkey
                                          • Tea For Three by MissDavis
                                          • Not Just Your Housekeeper by Deejaymil
                                          • The Fabric of Our Hearts by yourdykeinshiningarmor
                                          • Margaritas by threadoflife
                                          • The Best Lies by NovaNara
                                          • Eurus Is Kind of a Slag by meredelicious
                                          •  ACD recs:
                                            • The Rule of Three by cox_and_co
                                            • London Light by tweedisgood
                                            • Powers of Observation by Lookfar
                                            • Alleluia by fennishjournal (Shimi)
                                            • BSJ article on interpreting Mrs. Hudson

                                              • Top Ten Things John Thinks About to Put Off Coming Too Soon (1:04:12)↑

                                              Consulting Fan: Alexxphoenix42
                                              Producer/Editor: Vex

                                              Extreme Crafting: Sexy Jell-O (1:05:17)↑

                                              Consulting Fans: SundayDuck and Rolly
                                              Producer/Editor: SundayDuck

                                              SundayDuck talks to Rolly about her jell-o creations for this year’s 221bCon as well as other sexy gelatinous creations!

                                              • Recipes & pics!

                                                • Top Ten Exes Mrs. Hudson Doesn’t Talk About (1:33:29)↑

                                                Consulting Fan: Smirk
                                                Producer/Editor: Vex

                                                Delaying Gratification: Reading and Writing WIPs (1:34:29)↑

                                                Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, BakerStMel, CWB (aka conversationswithjohnlock), and Alexxphoenix42
                                                Producer/Editor: Emma

                                                The reasons we love fics posted serially as works in progress.

                                                • BakerStMel’s recs:
                                                  • Damage by LifeonMars
                                                  • Ink Your Name Across My Heart by PrettyVK
                                                  • Truth May Vary by Amalnahurriyeh  (*note: this is the link for the main fic, but the other ‘supporting’ pieces are worth one’s time, as well)
                                                  • A River Without Banks by Chryse
                                                  • The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse
                                                  • Points by Lifeonmars
                                                  • Oasis by Mydwynter
                                                  • Carrying Up His Morning Tea by Darcylindbergh
                                                  • Rosethorne by Suitesamba
                                                  • The Last First Time by Suitesamba
                                                  • Hot Dolphin Sex series by CWB
                                                  • To the Sticking Place by BlueInk3
                                                  • Something Like This by Emma Grant
                                                  • BakerStMel on AO3: Callie4180
                                                  • CWB’s recs
                                                    • Gimme Shelter by sincewhendoyoucallme_John
                                                    • Boyfriend Material by PoppyAlexander
                                                    • CWB on AO3
                                                    • Alexx’s recs:
                                                      • I Just Want You for My Own by cwb
                                                      • In the Library by queserasera
                                                      • Over Fathoms Deep by bittergreens
                                                      • The Men Who Talked Between the Words by Odamaki
                                                      • Alexxphoenix42 on AO3
                                                      • Emma’s recs:
                                                        • Roses of Picardy by Splix
                                                        • Original works by Youcouldmakealife (YCMAL on Tumblr)
                                                        • Emmagrant01 on AO3

                                                          • Top Ten Ways Sherlock Ejaculates (2:09:04)↑

                                                          Consulting Fan: Redscudery
                                                          Producer/Editor: Vex

                                                          Consulting Writers – Writing Good Sex Scenes (2:09:49)↑

                                                          Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Cookie, SwissMiss
                                                          Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42

                                                          Three fanfic writers discuss the ins and outs ups and downs of writing a good sex scene.

                                                          • Sex Writing 101 by pasiphile

                                                            • That’s My Division (2:39:48)↑

                                                            Producer/Editor: Caroline

                                                            • Caroline’s rec
                                                              • 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge, by fleetwood_mouse
                                                              • Never Thought I’d Fill With Desire, by orithea
                                                              • Sharp Dressed Man, by kate_lear
                                                              • Smirk’s rec
                                                                • [Podfic] Perpetual Motion (currently a WIP), read by lockedinjohnlock
                                                                • Redscudery’s rec
                                                                  • Due Diligence, by prettyarbitrary
                                                                  • Sassyhippiegrl’s rec
                                                                    • I Need You To See Me, by mssmithlove
                                                                    • Alexxphoenix42’s recs
                                                                      • Sensation, by CaitlinFairchild
                                                                      • Beg for Mercy (Twice), by Solitary_Endeavor
                                                                      • With a Wolflike Sharpness, by philalethia
                                                                      • Anything You Want, by Kalimyre

                                                                        • Post Mortem (2:57:14)↑

                                                                        Consulting Fans: Caroline, Emma, and JL4L
                                                                        Producer/Editor: Caroline

                                                                        • Holmes kittens submitted by iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant
                                                                        • Episode 65, SherlockedUSA Con Roundup
                                                                        • Flawedamythyst tweets why she picked a border collie in Humdingers and Melancholies. Listen to the Study in Fic here if you haven’t already.

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                                                                          Music Credits

                                                                          Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes.

                                                                          • Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles
                                                                          • Coroner’s Report – Breaking News: Eye on the World Broadcast News
                                                                          • We Ship It – Not Literally Productions, I Ship It
                                                                          • Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson – Swing Out Sister, Get In Touch With Yourself: Am I the Same Girl – Inspector Gadget Theme
                                                                          • Reading and Writing WIPs – Dazz Band, Keep It Live: Let It Whip
                                                                          • Consulting Writers – Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Punch the Clock: Every Day I Write the Book
                                                                          • That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1
                                                                          • Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive

                                                                            • Production Credits

                                                                            Episode Producer: Emma Grant
                                                                            Episode Banner Artist: Fox Estacado
                                                                            Episode Audio Editor: Caroline
                                                                            Distribution funded by Fans!

                                                                             

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