Here Is The Tale Of A Benzene Spill,

Starting With Weaver Who Is Taken Quite Ill.

It's Corday's Turn To Join In The Paramedic Crew,

But When An Arm's Stuck What Is There To Do?

Meanwhile Carter Didn't Reckon On A Patient Traffic Jam,

When The Most Difficult Appointment Is An Ophthalmic Exam.

When Weaver Is Down Carter Takes Point And Runs The Show,

Directing Anna, And Benton, Telling Everyone Which Way To Go.

Doug Started His Day Making Carol Feel Miffed,

But Things Get Focused When They're Trapped In A Lift.

This Little Girl's Crashing, Her Oxygen's Running Low,

But the Dream Team Keep Her Breathing, Saving The Show.

Despite Her Best Effort's, Corday's Patient's Arms a Lost Cause,

So Benton's Going To Need To Get Her Debriefed Without Pause.

There's Stars Left Right Centre, There's Jerry And Randi,

And New Nurses And Faces So Keeping Names Might Be Handy,

Carter's Out Showering Where The Ambulances Park,

I Did Not Hit Her, I Didn't, I Did Not,

Oh Hai Mark.

Lyrics by Seán

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