I just want to thank you all for getting us to episode 69! Even though you've done literally nothing. And we have done all the work. Pumping out podcast. After podcast. After podcast. for you ungrateful bafoons. You ignorant troglodytes. You worthless detritus on the bottom of my boot. You scum at the bottom of the ocean. You particles of shit left on the cat's ass after it takes a dump in the litterbox that wakes me up meowing in the morning to be fed, but all I see is the PINK ASSHOLE covered in SHIT! You foolish few who wake up in puddles of drool with your underwear soaked in your own hot urine, side table littered with empty xanax bottles and empty bottles of pabst blue ribbin, in the drawer empty condoms gone to waste, the girl you loved only got to second base. Your chronic insomnia and your ceaceless masturbation made her leave to find a real man with a 9 to 5 who drives a ford pickup truck and pays his taxes while you lie sopped in your stinky hamburger sweat, eyes glued to your android phone watching the new pokimane sexy clips compilation. This is the life you asked for. This is the life you deserve. Your grubhub delivery has arrived.

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