It's as festive as 2020 can get! Not only have we hit the internet's favorite milestone, but we're also celebrating 2 years of the CraigCriPod! And on the 5th Day of Craigsmas, Craigslist did give to thee:

Five Subway Subs,

Four Asian nurses, 

Three ghost tats,

Two crawling dogs,

and a tarot card reader named Soup.

Missed Connections, new traditions, and lots of 69 jokes await on this holiday edition of Craigsistential Crisis!

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