It's March, and you notice that the days are suddenly a little longer. The air is a bit warmer. You've made it through another dark winter. So what should you do? Watch a live-action remake of a childhood classic? Well, okay. But first, ask yourself: pasta hands, or sauce pits? In that moment a thousand sunflowers bloom in your mind's eye. Stars are born and collapse unto themselves as the cosmos whispers into your soul, "¿Por qué no los dos?"

Disney's 2019 live-action Aladdin stars Will Smith, Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, but NOT Gilbert Gottfried.