Ali and guest host Dan go back in time to fix Casablanca, a World War II classic that promises adventure in an exotic locale and yet takes place almost entirely inside a bar. As they attempt to salvage Casablanca's tepid romance and tensionless plot, Ali and Dan discuss recasting Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca's unflattering similarities to the Star Wars sequels (no movie-related discussion with Dan can go too far without a mention of the Star Wars prequels), and some of the worst "romance" dialogue ever written.