In this episode of The Waiting Room, Maria and Nouri diagnose the symptoms of being chronically female. We’re talking girl math that actually adds up, “he’s a 10 but…” scenarios that deserve real therapy, and irrational icks that make total sense. It’s a safe space for overanalyzing, spiraling, and defending every delusional thought with full confidence. You’re not crazy — it’s just Certified Girl Logic.