Josh, our first guest, leads us to some shocking revelations. Eternal life for eternal skins. Nothing ever changes. Scott Bakula is no James T. Kirk. Nobody remembers Dewey Two-Steps. Riker has some fuckboy characteristics. Kirk was a black hole of pussy. Exactly how many deep spaces are there? The internet is a river of iniquity and sin. The Vulcans have the universe on autopilot. Where the worm lives stinks. Sex is vile. If you find yourself attracted to a Klingon woman, you're in for the beating of a lifetime.