The Two Gents from Nowhere struggle to understand each other (again) as they wrestle like the British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith with life’s biggest questions, including: “How mild is mild seasoning?”; “What’s the difference between a callus and a corn?”; “How do you pronounce ‘Mall’ or ‘Qatar’?”; “What is a fanny?”; “Is there a difference between early-90s WWF and the present-day Royal Family?”; “What’s the significance of the number 87?”; and “Is a stick just a stick or is a dressing gown just a robe?” Meanwhile, Dominic plays Jim Acosta to Phil’s eerie Donald Trump impression as Her Majesty the Queen closely examines teapots through half-moon spectacles.

With a baffled Phil in Los Angeles and a dumbfounded Dominic Hilton in Buenos Aires.

Mentioned in this episode:

Dominic Hilton’s Buenos Aires Diary 6.0 https://thecritic.co.uk/dominic-hiltons-buenos-aires-diary-6-0/

Penny Knatchbull (aka Countess Mountbatten of Burma, Lady Romsey, or Lady Brabourne) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10663101/Prince-Philips-closest-confidante-pays-respects.html