Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PCMusic teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prisonAbbreviation CRMan bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's foodWashington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential NamesRare 'Super Mario Bros.' Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USDWhite Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso RoboticsGrant Imahara, Host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' Dies at 49Wayfair conspiracy theoryLego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NESBurger King's latest sustainability effort: reduce cow fartsTom Yum soupFoxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potatoApple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hackTeens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcoholBear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks!Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish