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This week in Witherwild, Leroy decided that “security clearance” was just a suggestion and waltzed into a laboratory like he owned the place. Instead of stealing anything useful—like, say, information, artifacts, or even snacks—he made friends(?) with a spirit he also upped his drip game.

The real shocker wasn’t what he took, but what he didn’t: a boat belonging to a grieving widow, which he somehow managed to leave untouched. Growth? Or just the dice forgetting to punish him that hard? Either way, the river remains widow-owned, not Leroy-powered.

Naturally, after all that chaos, he decided the best place to recharge was in a coffin. Yes, an actual coffin. My man bypassed hammocks, bedrolls, and couches to tuck himself into a velvet-lined box like he was auditioning for “Undead Chic: The Nap Collection.”

So the episode’s moral: don’t trust Leroy in a lab, do trust him with your boat (surprisingly), and if you’re ever tired enough, anything with a lid counts as a bed.

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