Jeremy, Apollo, and Adonis chat about Adonis and Jeremy’s all-you-can-drink outing at the Half Pint in Greenwich Village, Adonis’s Bumble endeavors and philosophies, the laziness of the simulation spitting out lookalikes, a trip to NYC’s the Nines, accidentally ordering the most expensive bottle of wine in LA, and personal development courses as borderline cults. We get caught on the cult thing for a while before moving on to Plato’s cave (not to be confused with the hottest club you’ve never heard of), comparing political memes, Jeremy’s weekend sleeping habits, breakup beards and the risk of beardfishing, and Modelo time in colonial Virginia. We pour one out for the loss of LES’s Sauce Pizzeria’s Vodka pie, and in the final moments reveal some choice intimate information you won’t want to miss.