A very melancholy creature slimes up the studio with their dreary attitude. Valaine attempts to make Squonk happy with bubbles, hair care tips, and getting them ensconced in emo culture.

(A squonk is an actual cryptid! Look it up, its gross...)

Tricia Harvey can be found on Twitter @T_wrecks85 and her Etsy is PGH Park Hopper

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