It's our spookiest, sexiest, and probably least helpful episode to date, featuring special guest fixer Mercurial Quinn! I think we try to help, like, one client, and he ends up dead. Also, I state that we roll our first ever 20, which is just straight-up wrong.

 

Other topics covered include - Halloween vampire birth/deathday, fixing anniversary gifts, Titanic II, Michael Bay's Tomb, Chris's Pottersville rant (part 2), What's Good?, unspeakable crimes, What's Good? again, Red Sonja, horror porn parodies, and Mouse Tron.