See, I told you we would maintain a regular schedule from now on. Embark with us on the next step of our journey to transform this sorry podcast into a professional production. It would mean a lot if you told a friend about the show! It's getting old and a little bit sad being the only two people who promote this thing.

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Rant Topics:

- Scam Phone Calls

- Microwave Beeps

- Starbucks

- James Hard, Civil War Veteran

- Haircuts