This week on Moron Rants we have a good discussion about Eurovision, as ever Mark does no research and didn't even watch it leaving Deas to bring all the actual information. We hear of the shocking behaviour of some of the high ranking Green MPs and try to conclude how expensive it actually is to go seal clubbing. CalMac catch our attention with their ever improving services, almost on par with ScotRail. Finally we wrap up looking into some twitter news as the walloper from embarrassing bodies gets sued into oblivion and does Naked Attraction really have a boob bias. All this in more in this seal packed edition of Moron Rants.