Licked bollocks, constipation and terrible table manners. It's another episode where we share your dating stories. Pour yourself an Orange Slim, but for Heaven's sake, do not listen to this episode while eating.

This episode was recorded over Zoom, so apologies for not-so-great sound quality.

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