Welcome back everyone, we are so happy to be back after a short break! We have fully stepped in to our roles as the ultimate judges of all internet insanity by returning to AITA. This court is now in session, all rise, the honorable John McCormick and Jack Fulton residing. In this episode, we discuss AITA, the poop knife, the worst date John ever went on, and the dangers of wearing REALLY strong noise canceling headphones.