I did my best to keep topic, but instead I beat women. However we do revolutionize warfare, learn an important lesson on the crazy people of the internet and just a smidge of D&D

Your Dudes are:

Paul

Redbeard (Chris)

Kris

and Devon

Opening and Ending Music: "Shovel Knight - Strike the Earth Epic Rock Cover" by Little V Mills

https://soundcloud.com/littlevmills/shovel-knight-strike-the-earth-epic-rock-cover