You've heard lots about him and we've heard lots from him...the secret ass eater is finally live in our studio! Thankfully he didn't talk about any of that nasty culinary...or make that colonary...tastes today.  Instead he recounts his evening out with yours truly and cleverly omits that he tried to look at a bums wiener in Hollywood.  The bum didn't oblige, so instead he treated himself to a $250 drink on his buddy's dime. But hey, I'm the asshole right?