One day, Rooney will stop trying to second-guess which direction episodes will take. He thought he knew (roughly) how this would go, given that they were discussing the 90's low-budget gem, Desperado.

What he couldn't have foreseen is that via this gateway to conversation, they'd end-up talking about reports of the Dogman, verbally disembowelling another (thankfully anonymised) podcast, and discussing dogging (again). Though Rooney's crush on Antonio banderas was a pretty obvious topic.

The audio weirdness on his sections of the recording are anyone's guess though!