Have you seen the leaked footage of Trump doing yoga? OK that’s not real but that image probably made you laugh because it’s so absurd and frankly, revolting. Can you imagine that fat fuck doing anything beneficial for body and mind? Just the thought of that flatulent slob caught in a Happy Baby pose like a flop-sweating, obese tortoise is enough to make you spit-take your Diet Coke all over your big Mac buffet. Luckily for America a Sanders/Warren ticket is the antidote for the festering, open sore of the Trump “presidency.”

In episode 70 Myan illustrates the average citizens conflicted position, torn between their desire to be engaged in the political process while also being so fed up with the corruption in every corner of corporate-Washington, that even buying into our democratic system for one moment, can make you feel like a sucker. Luckily for many of us, the apathy we feel for our broken political structure has been temporarily cured thanks to Senator Bernard Sanders. So get out and vote, you lazy bastards.

On a happier note, Cooper has a new album called Front of House and as you probably guessed, it’s really good. Check it out on Spotify as soon as you get a chance.