Welcome to the 70th edition of The XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes. If we were married, that'd mean we'd have just gone platinum! How very exciting.

It may be a short one this week, but it's a bloody good one (no Jon Holmes height jokes necessary).

This week, we reluctantly learn all about the now newly married power-couple 'KimYe' (which we agree sounds more like a Wagamama's side dish), and Matt Dyson informs us of his 'soft fruits' in The Largely Irrelevant Paper Review.

Elsewhere, High Priest Vexen Le Crowley brings us another 'Thought For The Day For Satanists' (a festival edition, no less), and XFM's Mystery Sound leaves everybody in the dark, even the team… who know the answer.

So, crack open the bubbly (age dependent on country alcohol laws) and raise a glass to our 70th… CHEERS!

The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes: Weekdays 6-10am