We're delighted to be joined this week by Alyssa from GoodMorhen, producer and host of Breakfast In Beauclair, a global Witcher podcast! 

We could certainly use the aid of another sword, as first, Sarah sends us a Hail Mary of website design/a halfhearted blackmail scheme to get a manuscript read. We, of course, turn it into a book heist and a fraught battle of anonymity. Then, Gabriel brings up a wild potential rule change to the Russian Orthodox Church; and we, of course, propose an even wilder claymation comedy of nuclear domination. 

Plus: cybersquatting, authors of too little renown, Pyotr Calpaldi, Underpants Gnome logic at its finest, and a little bit more Zoolander. 

Today's Bad Ideas™: 

Idea #1

Idea #2

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