Wherein your hosts talk about the last episode of Outlander and why Claire is super frustrating, how time travel works, why The Last Kingdom is more than just fucking and fighting, Kelsey's unscripted review of A Quiet Place, whether or not a woman could coach the Cleveland Browns, who Sleezy Swallows is, what they're looking forward to about Christmas, why Archie Andrews needs to die, and how to best prepare for Whamageddon.