Comedian and "Chris Gethard Show" writer Will Miles teaches us how to mentally check out at important meetings, how to learn life lessons from the show "Blossom," how to avoid being stereotyped at a white college, how to get noticed by a commercial casting agent and make bank, and how to get punched in the face by a girl. Then we play a game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with great figures from Chicago. And also people Wikipedia said were from Chicago.