If you could have seven wishes come true, one might wish for a couple of stupid things first. But once you realized they came with a price, just maybe you’d want to do more than wish away Ryan Phillipe’s chin-beard. “Wish Upon” was full of dumb or just non-existent logic, dumpster-diving dads, jaw-droppingly unironic clichés, and what are apparently the most amazing curtain rods ever made... and SOME fun deaths. It wasn’t enough to make it past a double “stream” from the guys, but thanks to the amusing-enough ridiculousness of it all, they didn’t completely hate it.

Wish Upon (2017)

Directed by John R. Leonetti

Written by Barbara Marshall

Where we watched: Amazon rental

RecommenDEADtions: Ma / Unbelievable