Trump takes credit for Kaepernick's shaky employment situation, your beard (probably) doesn't contain poop after all, Palin shares a meme articulating the differences between liberals and conservatives, Josh Chubbs performs cut-rate circumcisions in his cabin in the woods, and Jennifer Bolande restores mountain vistas one billboard at a time.

Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.

Links:

• Nobody Can Believe Sarah Palin Is Mad at Colin Kaepernick For Donating to Meals on Wheels | Mediaite
• Donald Trump calls out Colin Kaepernick, again | ProFootballTalk
• Donald Trump's Mexico border wall must be tall, difficult to cut through and look good from US side, says White House | The Independent
• Did Trump's Irish Proverb Come From a Nigerian Muslim Poet? - NBC News
• Your beard doesn’t contain poop, but it could help develop new antibiotics - The Washington Post
• Stupid Shit My Friends Post: Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives
• Man claimed on Facebook he ran a circumcision service — from his 'cabin in the woods' - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
• Artist Replaces Billboards with Photos of the Landscapes They’re Blocking «TwistedSifter