Happy Christmas!  This week we learn that the best way to get out of prison is to write a note on the cards that you’re being forced to produce and maybe some British kid will send help.  In Louisiana, they created a giant wood gator to burn on Christmas eve because, tradition. A guy forgot his saw when he went to get his Christmas tree, so he decided to shoot it down instead.  A gaggle of kids learn the hard way what happens when you get double-dog dared to lick a frozen pole, and we aren’t talking about dead dick here. A family has a 141-year-old fruit cake, and a new game lets you play Jesus.  It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and we’ve got an all Christmas themed pod for you this week. Welcome back to The Hour!