This week, after surviving the frigid depths of extreme cold, Mattie reveals that the beginning of Up does not make her cry, and Austin forgets how to say very basic things.

Austin starts us off this week by talking about Captain Cook and why Hawaiians celebrate his death on Valentine's day and why it a better way to celebrate February 14th.

Then Mattie asks us "Is television literature?" and backs it up with insights from Gilmore Girls, Scrubs and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.