This week we've got a DCOM that for whatever reason never made it to Disney's streaming service, so we had to watch it in 240p on some website that opens a pop-up every time you click something. We watched The Jennie Project, the 2001 film about a chimpanzee who joins a modern American family and learns to use sign language. The parents are on the brink of divorce and the son worries his dad doesn't love him anymore, but the chimp drives a car which I guess is fun.

Featured Drink: Blonde Jennie