Wherein your hosts talk about Puck Soup and what they are going to miss about it (hint: it's the scallops and the sighing), Outlander (and how to fix it), just what they think the Society for the Appreciation of English Beefsteak actually is, why The Christmas Chronicles is a real good family Christmas movie that doesn't involve a Christmas Man, what kind of character would be in their next original holiday film, the only time Guy Fieri is preferable to a taxidermied rat, which place and time they'd like to explore Matrix-style, and whether or not Jamie Benn celebrates Festivus.