Honestly folks, we have so many good ideas in this episode that it’s kinda ridiculous. Like, we almost didn’t publish it because we don’t want anyone stealing our several brilliant ideas. Y’know what, just assume all this is trademarked, alright? Because it absolutely is!

 

Episode ingredients: Rata2uille, The Hit List - Dust Jackets, Rapid-fire Spring Cleaning, Get Off My Elevator - RealGun and Pocket Government mobile apps, and Elevating Escalators