Marisa and Sam recap another movie from Marisa's youth, the 2002 Disney Channel Original Movie Cadet Kelly, starring Hilary Duff, Christy Carlson Romano, and Gary Cole. Marisa did not realize how gay this movie was as a child, but is now pleased to announce that the chemistry between Kelly and Captain Stone is undeniable. Sam struggles to suspend his disbelief, but concedes that this movie is far better than the past few they've watched. Plus, how does Kelly's dad's fall stand up next to a Disney classic?