This is 2020, but neither of us is Barbara Walters! In our first episode of 2020, we discuss a police officer who robbed the houses of people she saw in obituaries while they were at funerals.  A man breaks into a sex shop to steal a $5000 sex doll. Police in Tennessee warns people not to flush their drugs to avoid downstream meth-gators. Another couple thinks they’re being robbed and call the police only to find out it was their Roomba.  And finally, after a women’s death, they found her husband dead in the freezer, where they believe he’s been for 10 years! Happy New Year! Our resolution is to be 10% more funny this year, but don’t expect too much because no one sticks to their resolutions. Welcome back to The Hour!