Coop&Myan remember when 50 episodes felt like some crazy number and now at 75 it’s surprisingly the opposite. After a year into Unofficial and only weeks away from a larger studio, it almost feels like we’re just beginning. Maybe it’s because we finally got Erin McIntyre on the show and between her crossfit obsession, newly acquired Masters in Nutrition and super-hot, lawyer boyfriend, the reality of Myan’s physical and dietary inadequacy is palpable. Like a thick cream-based stew with enough calories for a bear cub’s winter hibernation. Could I have found my spirit animal?? Today we also learned that Coop’s cousin is the world’s best crossfitter so Coop is pretty much a crossfit-pro simply through his genetic association and his annual visit to the crossfit gym. He is constantly flexing his biceps only inches from Myan’s face to establish clear, consistent, alpha dominance. He’s tall, young and married too…showoff.

So with all this aggressive, red-meat energy coming from Erin and Cooper today it’s no wonder there are lots of adversarial competitors throughout the show, High Fructose corn syrup vs cane sugar, mass produced corporate cigarettes vs Organic roll-your-own, skiing vs snowboarding, Pilates vs Yoga and of course small, healthy, dietary changes vs Yolo diets. Yes I know it’s "Yoyo" diets but Yolo dieting seemed even more nutritionally cavalier. Don’t act surprised, you knew Myan couldn’t go long without nailing the joke. Ab-soFRUIT-Lyyyyy!!!

So, Erin is fresh out of a lifetime of schooling and with her intelligence, beauty and social aptitude it should be no time at all before she begins her first stepping stone toward success in whatever facets of professional nutrition she decides to explore. And if that doesn’t work out she can always simply shoot for the stars cause then she’ll land among the moon…no wait, how does that go...shoot for the moon and the stars will land and...oh christ just shoot for the tree of goals and the branches will fall among your feet. There, great, nailed it. See you next week.