Oh, ladies and gentlemen, how we missed you. Our apologies for the delay, but I'm a high flyer in high demand zipping around the globe, and Michael lost his keys and couldn't get into his house. I've squeezed some time into my busy schedule, Michael broke a window, and thus we're back. This episode's mistakes include:

• Smugly talking about being smug (but what's new?).

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