Episode 75: Vampires!

Noelle walks us through the Paranormal’s hottest, sexiest, blood-thirstiest beast: the VAMPYRE.

1. Vampires are ancient. (But they still LOOK good!)

2. You can spell the word “vampire” - but, WHY BOTHER? (It’s Vampyre from here out, kids!)

3. Vampyres have roamed Europe, Africa, Asia, and the Americas for centuries. (I bet they know how to order the best things at the finest places!)

4. There are so many vampyre myths it can be hard to keep track. (BUT KEEP UP!)

5. Hey, you! Have you ever seen “True Blood”? (WATCH THAT SHIZZZ. * Hi, Eric Northman. How’s it going, Boo?)

Sweet Dreams. XoxoZzzzzz.